Circumcision

Summer is near, even though we're still experiencing the cold revenge of winter's hot situation last year, yes, summer is still on the way and just a few weeks away! What if summer would be cold like today? Anyways, let's talk about circumcision, you know the stuff that boys undergo usually during summer vacations. Are you young? Do you need advice? Are you willing to loose a part of it and become clean or do you want to keep it full but disgusting and very stinky?! It's not something to laugh about, this is a very serious stage of manhood, it's a guy thing. It's like surviving a car accident or shaving your head like a space monkey, ready to be shot in space! It's your worst nightmare!

Of course, I'm already circumcised. A very long time ago, based on my age I shouldn't be talking about this kind of stuff, well, I've got nothing to do, so might as well type what's in the head.

Circumcision, this is a surgery wherein surgeons or doctors, and even ordinary or extraordinary people rather cut away the unnecessary skin from the you know what. Sometimes they just cut the lower part of the end into half and then stitches it together inversely. It's a very difficult process. But not that painful, okay if you plan to do this with a surgeon, expect pain, from the shots of anesthesia. But if you plan to go to a faith healer or your friendly neighborhood overgrown and very old guy, expect more pain and the possibilities of infection and serious diseases as well. So if I were you, do what I did a long time ago, I did it with surgeon and requested to cut me without anesthesia, I even got a discount. Hehehe, I might as well share my story about this stuff I did a very long time ago.

But first, have you decided?

Cut it off and be clean, and almost maintenance free? Or leave it alone, satisfy your girl better, be very stinky, and disgusting? Plus you need to wash it every time you piss. Clean or disgusting? Satisfied dirty stags or wise fairy princess? It doesn't matter anyway but it could be very disgusting. There have been rumors and news on TV that guys don't need to be circumcised during my time, I chose to cut-away the fcuk and now I can't be satisfied anymore, I mean I miss the thrill during the uncircumcised time, but what's done is done. I'm happy with the decision I've made... a long time ago, hehehe!

After I graduated elementary, I immediately took this surgery. But first, let me tell you this very awkward situation I went through. I went to different clinics, the first one was Our Lady of Piat at South City Homes, Biñan, Laguna. So there was this girl, I think she's sort of a nurse or a pharmacist or could be just the daughter of whoever owns that clinic. She kept on looking at my you know what, OMFG! Wherever I go in that room, I mean where the doctor's taking me, she kept on following us, and looking at my, fcuk! She's pretty cute though, I wonder how is she today? Okay, that was very awkward, but if we were alone I'd. Hehehe, also this one's common with fat boys, they often have very tiny you know whats, so okay I too, yes, whatever, but that was before, besides it doesn't matter whether it's small or too big, when you're mature enough you'll understand, I mean what the fcuk are you going to do with you're gigantic gun that isn't loaded?! Geez!

Blah, blah, blah, okay, the doctor said that he can't do me because I'm too short, I have to do it with a surgeon, so I did, I went to a place in Biñan, it's a clinic, I forgot the name where I got circumcised fcuk me! Anyways, okay, the surgeon, a cool guy, he asked me to hold still he was just going to inject anesthesia to me, I said don't want any, but he insisted that I take the shot, I said I don't want any, fcuk he abusively attempted to give me a shot, fcuk! So I grabbed his arm and willingly shot him I mean accidentally gave him the shot. Fcuk that guy! Never trust doctors too much, specially when they tell you too much blah blahs that you don't understand, they often make up stories so that they can get your money, well not all doctors, only the doctors from the black department. That's a different story, anyways we filed a complaint for this guy and I never saw him again, so I went to that place again, a different doctor this time, he did me without any shots, I fcuked up! Bit the pillow! Damn that hurt a lot! Why did I refused to get a shot?

Well scientifically proven, anesthesia affects your memory, it's a very long explanation and until now scientists still making tests and doing research and stuff. Let's say you usually remember 100 words per day, when you get anesthesia, you'd only be able to memorize 30 words per day, that's 70% off on the 10% usage of your brain! Damn! Plus it's a long-term effect, so if I were you I'd go with more pain and keep the memory. If you're wondering how girls feel with guys that are uncut, well try asking your female health teacher. If you get cut, you'd wonder how does it feel completely? And when you ain't cut, you'd wonder how does it feel? Too bad we only have one dcik! I have an idea for those thrill seekers and wonderers, why not leave your junior alone for a while and try to cut it when you're 25? Hehehe! That's a great idea, I'm telling you! You'd be very unique and special, para kang bingot no'n chong pare tol! Wahahahahaha! Para sa'kin mga chong, magpatuli ka ha! Ingat lang sa mga doctor o pagpapatulian. Gayahin mo na lang 'yung ginawa ko, a very long time ago, hehehe, nagpatuli sa doctor nang walang anesthesia! Masakit pero sulit naman! Geh!

Hi nga pala sa mga taong bingot d'yan, pati na rin dun sa mga parang bingot magsalit at para ding ngonog, pati nga pala dun sa mga supot hello sa inyo! Patuli na kayo ha! Tapos dun sa mga dancer na mayayabang, 'yung mga nangaasar nang mga hindi magaling magsayaw at sa mga baguhan, lakas n'yong mang-asar, dancer lang kayo ang yayabang n'yo kala n'yo kung sino kayo, bingot naman! Wahahahaha! Rakrakan na lang walang magagawa sayaw n'yo dito mga bingot! =P