Friendster - OSCAR DESIDERIO III

• Male, 18, Single
• Interested In: Friends
• Member Since: Oct 2004
• Location: Biñan, Laguna, PH
• Hometown: Binan, Laguna
• College: Philippine National Police Academy
• Company: SUABENG SUABE INC.
• URL: http://profiles.friendster.com/suabengsuabe

Hobbies and Interests:
LUMAMON, MAG-FRIENDSTER MAGHAPON, LUMAMON KASAMA SILA SIR, MAKI-TROPA SA MGA HINDI NAMAN KILALA, MAGPA-FEELING CLOSE DUN SA MGA 'DI NAMAN KA-CLOSE, MANGGULO, MAGPAKA-ABNOY, MAGSALITA NANG MAGSALITA, MANAHIMIK KAPAG WALA LANG, MAG-ANGAS ANGASAN, SIRA ULO, LUMAMON, MAG-BREAKFAST, MAG-SNACK BREAK, MAG-LUNCH, MAG-SNACK BREAK, MAG-MIRYENDA, MAG-DINNER, TAPOS MIDNIGHT SNACK, MAG-PUNTA SA MALL NANG WALANG KASAMA, MAG-SIMBA KASAMA ANG BESTFRIEND, MAG-GYM, MAGSUOT NG MGA MASIKIP O BODYFIT NA DAMIT TAPOS MAG-FLEX NA KALA MONG NAPAKALAKI NG KATAWAN, DUMALAW SA PUNTOD NG HINDI NAMAN KILALA MAKAPAG-JOGGING, BASTA MAGULO BUHAY KO, MANOOD NG PIRATED DVDs, LUMAMON, MAG-FANCY DRILL, MANGGULO, MAGPAPANSEN, MAGPA-EPAL, SUABENG SUABE, Online gaming, Web development, Write-ups and stuff, Bass and lead guitar, Slap and distortion and stuff and blah blah blahs and stuff and whatsoever stuff and stuff, Surfing the net and stuff, Jamming, Slamman and stuff, And a lot of ridiculous things and stuff!

Favorite Books: KAHIT ANO BASTA HINDI MAGULO, 'YUNG MGA MAY MATUTUTUNAN AKO, I don't read much paper material right now, I seat in-front of the computer all day! That's where I read, in front of radiation!

Favorite Movies: 'YUNG MGA PELIKULA NI BRAD PITT, 'YUNG MGA AGENT 007 MOVIES, 'YUNG MGA JAMES BOND, THE TERMINATOR TRILOGY, THE PREDATOR TRILOGY, THE SNIPER TRILOGY, SCARY MOVIE TRILOGY, 'YUNG MGA NOVEL NA GINAWANG PELIKULA, MGA PELIKULA NI STEVEN SEAGAL, 'YUNG MGA MAGULO, 'YUNG ASTIG, BARILAN, MARAMING CHICKS PARE, SUABENG SUABE GUYS, Action, Romance - NOT too mushy aiyt?, Horror Films (I only like 'em because they help me score with chickas pare!), Sci-Fi, Comedy s'yempre!, Indie-Films, Documentaries, Classic and boring films, etc and stuff!

Favorite Music: 'YUNG MASARAP PAKINGGAN, 'YUNG MALIGALEG, 'YUNG MGA PANG-SIRA ULO, MASAKIT SA ULO, TAPOS HABANG NATUTULOG SENTIONG SENTI, TAPOS BIGLANG BASAGAN NG TENGA, HIP HOP, TAPOS 'YUNG MGA TUGTOG NA SINASAYAW NG MGA BOUNCER, TAPOS SENTI, TAPOS EMO, ROCK, METAL, 'YUNG SUABENG SUABE AT MAGULO, ROCK!, Mushy minsan, Hip-Hop, RnB, ROCK, lumang ROCK, bagong ROCK, heavy metal ROCK, oh did I mention rock?, ROCK, and most importantly...ROCK!

Favorite TV Shows: MARAMI, MAGULO, SUABE GUYS, CSI:, Psych, Burn Notice, Prison Break, Heroes, Bionic Woman, JAKE 2.0, EatBulaga, WWE Raw and Smack Down, Kyle XY, Criminal Minds, Kapatid Sa Hanapbuhay, Masigasig, Go Negosyo Big Time, Smallville, Ka-ToQue: Lutong Barkada!, Chef To Go, Two And A Half Men, Joey, etc and stuff!

Zodiac Sign: Capricorn

About Me: ---INTRODUCING--- IN THE LEFT CORNER, WEIGHING 220LBS, THE WWE CHAMPION... JOHN CENA! AND IN THE RIGHT CORNER, WEIGHING 1,000LBS... SON OF OSCAR SR. AND THE WORLD'S GREATEST MOM, ZENY, "BUNSO" OF THE FAMILY, CAME FROM AN AWFULLY BROKEN FAMILY, BOTH OF HIS PARENTS HAVE THEIR OWN FAMILIES NOW, LIVES ALONE IN A 3 BED ROOM, 3 BATHS AND KITCHEN, 3 STORY HOUSE NA "PAMANA" NG KANYANG PARENTS, HE LOOKS LIKE A FATHER BUT HE'S ONLY 17, HIGH SCHOOL DROP-OUT, YOU WOULDN'T WANNA PISS HIM OFF, CAN DO 100 PUSH-UPS IN 1 MINUTE, EATS AS IF HE'S GONNA GET "BITAY" NA SOON, WALKS STUPID AND IS VERY CONFIDENT WITH HIS FIGURE, HE HAS AN "AB", RECENTLY GOT BALD AGAIN, HAS A COLLECTION OF CIGAR FILTERS (WHICH CAME FROM THE CORNERS OF HIS BED, PROBABLY FROM HIS DAD), KEEPS A LOT OF WEIGHTS OR PLATES RATHER AND DUMBBELLS AND STUFF IN HIS ROOM, WORKS OUT EVERYDAY (PERO HINDI HALATA), HAS A LOT OF PRINCIPLES IN LIFE, WILL F. U, KNOWS HOW TO USE F@&%#?!'D UP WORDS, A JERK, VERY ANNOYING, ABNORMAL DAW, PARANG GAGO LANG, UNGAS, MABAET, MALAMBENG, MAHILIG TALAGANG KUMAEN, ---CUT IT--- AGAIN, WEIGHING 1,000LBS BLAH, BLAH, BLAHS AND STUFF, WON'T BOTHER KILLING PEOPLE, WILL DO EVERYTHING FOR HIS LOVED ONES, BOOM-BOOM BAUTISTA LOOK-A-LIKE? "SO USED TO LYING ON THE FLOOR, AND NOW I'M SINKING! UNABLE TO GIVE ANYMORE, AND NOW I'M SINKING!" A FAN OF SPONGE COLA (OO, IDOL KO 'YONG MGA 'YON, 'WAG KAYONG MASUSUKA!), CALLALILY, KJWAN, TYPECAST, THE DAWN, FASPITCH, AND BAND YOU WOULDN'T IMAGINE HE'D SUPPORT! "DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE... - LAST TIME", BLAH, BLAH, BLAHS AND STUFF. WHAT ELSE TO PUT? AT LEAST THIS AIN'T LIKE MY OLD ABOUT ME DESCRIPTION WHICH WAS REALLY "BASTOS"! HE'S A SCUMBAG! STILL BELIEVES IN GOD, BUT ONLY A VERY TINY LITTLE BIT! CHANGES UNDERWEAR EVERYDAY! HELPS EVERYONE, HE'S SOMEONE YOU CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON, HE WON'T LET YOU DOWN...DEFINITELY! SO MAGULO LANG TALAGA GUYS EH, SO PANGGULO LANG 'TO EH, PEOPLE CALL HIM "DESI" AND "SCAR", HE DOESN'T SMOKE, WAS BORN ON DECEMBER 25, 1989 - YES! CHRISTMAS!, ONLY DRINKS 'PAG NIYAYA NG TROPA, LIKES HIS PEANUT BUTTER CHUNKY, BRUSHES HIS TEETH ATLEAST TWICE A DAY, ADDICTED TO WATER (DRINKS A LOT!), HE'S A MORON, PAIN IN THE A.HOLE! ALWAYS USES THE "F" WORD! SPONGE COLA AND FASPITCH ARE MOST LIKELY TO BE HIS MUSICAL INFLUENCE, "WE LONG FOR ESCAPE, LET THIS MEMORY TAKE SHAPE, FOR THE HEROES WE OFTEN SEE, I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S ME, OR THE MOVIES WE'VE SEEN, I DON'T REMEMBER, AS WELL AS I SHOULD, ...I STAY SO SILENT WITH YOUR ARMS ADJACENT, AND CREDITS MAY SOON ROLL AWAY... (WOOH, AHH AND A LOT OF HUMMING VOICES AND STUFF) ---I LOVE THAT SONG--- WAS A MATCHMAKER NG BARKADA, BUT NOW I SUCK AT THAT, WALA NGA AKONG GIRLFRIEND NGAYON E, I DUNNO WHAT HAPPENED TO ME, I BET THOSE CLOSE ONES TO ME CAN TELL WHY I'VE BEEN SINGLE FOR A VERY LONG TIME, ...YUP, VERY LONG. ALMOST A YEAR YATA... "BUT AS I AGE, AND AS I CHANGE, I LEFT IT ALL BEHIND, 'CAUSE NOW YOUR CALLS SEEM, SOME KIND OF MELLOW, KIND OF MELLOW, VICKY BELO!" I MISS THE GOOD OLD DAYS, BACK THEN "CHICKAS" USED TO FLIRT WITH ME NICELY, I MEAN WOMEN ARE CRAZY ABOUT ME BEFORE, WELL THEY STILL ARE 'TILL NOW! AS I'VE SAID, I LOOK LIKE A FATHER, KAYA SIGURO HINDI NA 'KO NATI-TRIPAN NG MGA CHICKAS PARE! PERO OKAY LANG, NOW AFTER ALL THE NONSENSE AND STUFF, WEIGHING 1000LBS (NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE), HE WILL KILL YOUR DOG, HE USED TO PLAY FLYFF, HE GOT HACKED, SO HE QUITTED, AGAIN, AFTER ALL THE BLAH, BLAH, BLAHS AND STUFF... HERE HE IS... OSCAR "BOOM-BOOM" DESIDERIO III! ...OKAY HERE ARE THE RULES: NO HEADBUTTING, NO HITTING BELOW THE BELT (KICKING OF THE NUTS), NO USE OF "SIKO" AND STUFF, NO SPITTING AND STUFF, NO BLOOD, ONLY SWEAT, NO GAYS ALLOWED! OKAY? ...LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!! ---END--- THANK YOU, GOODNIGHT, GOODMORNING! -SPONGE COLA =P -GREAT BEER GUYS! SO AS YOU CAN SEE GUYS, ANG GULO TALAGA NG PROFILE KO NOH. SO BALE PANG-SIRA ULO LANG TALAGA 'TO EH. YET STILL SUABENG SUABE PA RIN MGA TSONG! SO THANK YOU NA LANG DUN SA MGA NAG-BASA! 'GEH GUYS 'GEH GUYS 'GEH GUYS!

Who I Want to Meet: SO AS YOU CAN SEE, I'M LOKING FOR PEOPLE, NEW PEOPLE, NOT THE ARMY, JUST NEW PEOPLE, NEW FACES AND STUFF, THOSE WHO HAVE REASONABLE AND PRACTICAL PRINCIPLES AND IDEALS IN LIFE AND STUFF, SOMEONE WHO CAN BE MY INSPIRATION, SOMEONE I CAN PROTECT, MAKE "HER" FEEL VERY SPECIAL, AS IF SHE'S EVERYTHING TO ME, SOMEONE I CAN LOVE AND GIVE LOVE IN RETURN, ...WITH NO LIMITS! ^_^ SOMEONE WHO CAN COMPLETE ME, I WANT TO BE COMPLETE, THAT'S WHY I TAKE CENTRUM!