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Sunday, March 16, 2008

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PTC or Paid-to-click sites are getting very popular these days. I've heard of it before and I thought, is this legal? After researching a few times, I found out that it's 100% legal! Nothing bad or cyber-criminality stuff involved.

What are PTC sites?

PTC or Paid-to-click sites are services that help you earn money by just doing simple and effortless things.

How they work?

They offer services for two users, advertisers and publishers or should I say clickers rather. I don't know why some advertisers advertise on these services, I think they're in it for the traffic and some unique visitors for their site. Because they too earn in some other way (that's a different story) with the help of these PTC services. Without these advertisers, there wouldn't be any publishers or clickers or even PTC sites at all. Publishers (clickers) on the other hand are those people who make money by doing simple and effortless things. They are the ones responsible for the advertisers' traffic, then the PTC site or your "manager" is your bridge to earn extra cash, how much that person earns is what I do not know about.

What do I have to do?

First you must register, then all you need to do is click on links that pop-up and shows advertisements for a whie. Remember, only one click at a time, do not click everything in a single time, you are required to view it for 30 seconds and you're done! You don't even have to view them, after clicking just minimize and continue with whatever you're doing other than that, after 30 seconds close it and open another one. That's it! So guys, what are you waiting for? Register now! And earn money by doing effortless crap for just 5 minutes a day! Or be a millionaire in 5 decades! Or a billionaire in 1 century! =P

How much will I earn?

As of now, the standard rates per click is 0.01 USD or 1 cent. You have a minimum and maximum of 10 ads to click per day, so you'll earn approximately 0.10 USD or 10 cents per day. Well it depends, there are other ways you can earn like their affiliate or referral program. Upon registration you are given a link that serves as your referral link, once people register with you as their referrer, you'll earn how much they earn per day (10 cents only, their personal referral earnings are not included to your account).

Example:

Your earnings per day: $0.10
Your referral earnings per day (example: you referred 20 people and they click 10 ads per day) : $2.00
Total earnings per day: $2.10
Total earnings per week (if the transaction above continues everyday or even grows): +/- $14.70
Total earnings per month (if the blah, blah, blah you know what I mean): +/- $63.00
Total earnings per year (blah, blah, blahs and stuff): +/-
$756.00

At first you may think this is small time, but when you reach my level you'll be earning really big just for doing effortless crap!

How do I get paid?

There are a lot of methods for payment, I found one that pays via PayPal and I'm happy with it. BUX.EU.ORG for me is the best of all the PTC sites yet. This one's for real, solid real fcuking cold cash! I've already been paid a couple of times here, that's why I'm spreading the word! BTW before anything else, you must first already have an active PayPal account before registering. That's the method of Payment, if you don't have a PayPal account yet, you can create one at http://www.paypal.com/ Once you have an active PayPal account, you can register here and use your PayPal e-mail upon registration. Thank you for your cooperation!

Am I qualified to join?

Ofcourse yes! There are no age limits, as long as you're a human being and you have a valid e-mail address and PayPal account you're free to join! No special skills required, you only need fingers and stuff. Just create only one account, there's no need to create multiple accounts. Just register now!

What should I do then?

Go outside and rape your neighbors cat! The Mall of Asia is burning, take a bath! Or register now! Do you almost have a million dollars but 10 cents short? Well try this! Come on, everyone could use an extra 10 cents per day! =P

Register now!

Mga chong, dude, pare, tol and guys, for me telling you all of this and its wonderful opportunities, you should help me earn too. Just register now by clicking here! Or here, here, and here, or even here, just click here, anywhere here, register anywhere here okay? I'll be really pissed if you don't register here, or here, or even here, just register here to make my day! Okay?! Don't fcuk with me! Thank you, goodnight, good morning. Sponge Cola!

Circumcision

Summer is near, even though we're still experiencing the cold revenge of winter's hot situation last year, yes, summer is still on the way and just a few weeks away! What if summer would be cold like today? Anyways, let's talk about circumcision, you know the stuff that boys undergo usually during summer vacations. Are you young? Do you need advice? Are you willing to loose a part of it and become clean or do you want to keep it full but disgusting and very stinky?! It's not something to laugh about, this is a very serious stage of manhood, it's a guy thing. It's like surviving a car accident or shaving your head like a space monkey, ready to be shot in space! It's your worst nightmare!

Of course, I'm already circumcised. A very long time ago, based on my age I shouldn't be talking about this kind of stuff, well, I've got nothing to do, so might as well type what's in the head.

Circumcision, this is a surgery wherein surgeons or doctors, and even ordinary or extraordinary people rather cut away the unnecessary skin from the you know what. Sometimes they just cut the lower part of the end into half and then stitches it together inversely. It's a very difficult process. But not that painful, okay if you plan to do this with a surgeon, expect pain, from the shots of anesthesia. But if you plan to go to a faith healer or your friendly neighborhood overgrown and very old guy, expect more pain and the possibilities of infection and serious diseases as well. So if I were you, do what I did a long time ago, I did it with surgeon and requested to cut me without anesthesia, I even got a discount. Hehehe, I might as well share my story about this stuff I did a very long time ago.

But first, have you decided?

Cut it off and be clean, and almost maintenance free? Or leave it alone, satisfy your girl better, be very stinky, and disgusting? Plus you need to wash it every time you piss. Clean or disgusting? Satisfied dirty stags or wise fairy princess? It doesn't matter anyway but it could be very disgusting. There have been rumors and news on TV that guys don't need to be circumcised during my time, I chose to cut-away the fcuk and now I can't be satisfied anymore, I mean I miss the thrill during the uncircumcised time, but what's done is done. I'm happy with the decision I've made... a long time ago, hehehe!

After I graduated elementary, I immediately took this surgery. But first, let me tell you this very awkward situation I went through. I went to different clinics, the first one was Our Lady of Piat at South City Homes, Biñan, Laguna. So there was this girl, I think she's sort of a nurse or a pharmacist or could be just the daughter of whoever owns that clinic. She kept on looking at my you know what, OMFG! Wherever I go in that room, I mean where the doctor's taking me, she kept on following us, and looking at my, fcuk! She's pretty cute though, I wonder how is she today? Okay, that was very awkward, but if we were alone I'd. Hehehe, also this one's common with fat boys, they often have very tiny you know whats, so okay I too, yes, whatever, but that was before, besides it doesn't matter whether it's small or too big, when you're mature enough you'll understand, I mean what the fcuk are you going to do with you're gigantic gun that isn't loaded?! Geez!

Blah, blah, blah, okay, the doctor said that he can't do me because I'm too short, I have to do it with a surgeon, so I did, I went to a place in Biñan, it's a clinic, I forgot the name where I got circumcised fcuk me! Anyways, okay, the surgeon, a cool guy, he asked me to hold still he was just going to inject anesthesia to me, I said don't want any, but he insisted that I take the shot, I said I don't want any, fcuk he abusively attempted to give me a shot, fcuk! So I grabbed his arm and willingly shot him I mean accidentally gave him the shot. Fcuk that guy! Never trust doctors too much, specially when they tell you too much blah blahs that you don't understand, they often make up stories so that they can get your money, well not all doctors, only the doctors from the black department. That's a different story, anyways we filed a complaint for this guy and I never saw him again, so I went to that place again, a different doctor this time, he did me without any shots, I fcuked up! Bit the pillow! Damn that hurt a lot! Why did I refused to get a shot?

Well scientifically proven, anesthesia affects your memory, it's a very long explanation and until now scientists still making tests and doing research and stuff. Let's say you usually remember 100 words per day, when you get anesthesia, you'd only be able to memorize 30 words per day, that's 70% off on the 10% usage of your brain! Damn! Plus it's a long-term effect, so if I were you I'd go with more pain and keep the memory. If you're wondering how girls feel with guys that are uncut, well try asking your female health teacher. If you get cut, you'd wonder how does it feel completely? And when you ain't cut, you'd wonder how does it feel? Too bad we only have one dcik! I have an idea for those thrill seekers and wonderers, why not leave your junior alone for a while and try to cut it when you're 25? Hehehe! That's a great idea, I'm telling you! You'd be very unique and special, para kang bingot no'n chong pare tol! Wahahahahaha! Para sa'kin mga chong, magpatuli ka ha! Ingat lang sa mga doctor o pagpapatulian. Gayahin mo na lang 'yung ginawa ko, a very long time ago, hehehe, nagpatuli sa doctor nang walang anesthesia! Masakit pero sulit naman! Geh!

Hi nga pala sa mga taong bingot d'yan, pati na rin dun sa mga parang bingot magsalit at para ding ngonog, pati nga pala dun sa mga supot hello sa inyo! Patuli na kayo ha! Tapos dun sa mga dancer na mayayabang, 'yung mga nangaasar nang mga hindi magaling magsayaw at sa mga baguhan, lakas n'yong mang-asar, dancer lang kayo ang yayabang n'yo kala n'yo kung sino kayo, bingot naman! Wahahahaha! Rakrakan na lang walang magagawa sayaw n'yo dito mga bingot! =P

Saturday, March 1, 2008

Google and Advertisers suspended me! =(

Honestly, I don't why this happened.

They told me that I got involve with invalid clicks and stuff,
how can we tell? I only post my work on my blog and try to
find ways of earning over the internet, then suddenly after
sacrificing space on my blog they decided to suspend my
account and accuse me of something I didn't do and don't
know about. I promote my blog almost anywhere, I used a
lot of money promoting my blog in our area via printing
stickers that has the message "Barya lang po sa umaga"
then giving it to jeepney and tricycle drivers with my URL
included on those stickers.

I promote almost anywhere over the net, everywhere I am
allowed to do so. In our school, in my religious and other
social communities which I am a member, even outside my
house, now I'm suspended. I've been working so hard,
thinking of ideas, typing overnight in front of the high
radiation monitor, and this is what I get in return? Well if
this is their system, we all should stop this internet
advertising stuff, or increase security of their ads, have a
new and better policy, change their way of putting ads,
or again, just stop this crap! I'm really sad of what happened,
I hope they can find ways to help me...

I'm innocent! And only God knows the truth!

I'll quit blogging in Google if they don't reactivate my account!